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🤣 Tom & Jerry: The Crypto Chaos 🪙 make the best2792

Q1: What happens when Tom starts trading crypto and Jerry wants free Wi-Fi?

👉 One day, Tom becomes a "crypto expert" after watching 3 YouTube Shorts and 1 reel from a guy in sunglasses.
He sets up a mining rig using a fan, a toaster, and his grandma’s old TV.

Q2: Who do you think sneaked in and used Tom's Wi-Fi to trade meme coins?

😏 Of course—Jerry!
He used Tom’s internet to launch a new coin called CheeseCoin.
Within 24 hours, CheeseCoin pumped 100x because a rat from France tweeted about it.

Q3: What did Tom do when he saw his electricity bill?
A) Cried
B) Called customer care
C) Chased Jerry with a frying pan
D) All of the above

✅ You guessed it: D. All of the above.

Q4: Guess what happened when Tom tried to catch Jerry inside the crypto wallet?

He accidentally transferred all his Bitcoin to...
🎩 A scammer cat named Whisker420.eth!

Q5: What was Jerry doing during all this?

Sipping cold cheese juice 🧃 in the Bahamas, tweeting:

> “#HODL #TomStillUsing2G”

Q6: Who's the real crypto genius?
A) Tom
B) Jerry
C) The toaster rig
D) The grandma's TV

🤣 Let’s be honest… it’s Jerry.

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Final Question:
If Jerry launched a memecoin called TomSucksToken, would you buy it?
⬇️ Comment YES or NO! 😂

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#Binance
#LOVE

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#pape
#BTC

📈 Crypto Tip of the Day
🔥 "Buy the fear, sell the hype."

When the market dips and everyone panics — that’s when smart investors do their research and spot opportunities.
Remember: Red days are discount days in the crypto world! 💸

✅ Always DYOR (Do Your Own Research)
✅ Don’t let emotions control your trades
✅ Focus on long-term value, not short-term noise

Follow me for more daily tips, analysis, and crypto wisdom! 🚀
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FIND THE A WORD? if you want to make money
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A new #HOME launch 🥲 you should buy it next day😊.
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What u tnk🕊️

@Deepbau
$HOME. not #BTC

$PEPE “Is $NOT the next $PEPE ? My simple analysis 👇”

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✍️ Post Text (copy this on Binance Feed):

> 🚨 $NOT vs $PEPE – What’s Next?

Both started as memes... but only one might explode next. Here's my simple breakdown:

✅ $NOT: Still early, backed by hype + low price
✅ $PEPE : Already pumped, but still strong community

My view: $NOT has more upside short-term, but $PEPE is safer long-term.

📊 I’m watching both — but buying small amounts only!

🔥 What do you think? Which one wins the meme war?
💬 Drop your answer in the comments 👇
❤️ Like & Follow for more simple analysis from a real beginner!#pape #BinanceHODLerHOME

**🚨 Simple Question, Critical Answer! �n**

*"What's the #1 rule you follow to stay safe in crypto?"*

🔐 **Secure your private keys**
📲 **Enable 2FA**
❌ **Avoid phishing scams**
💡 **DYOR before investing**

Drop your answer below! 👇

#CryptoSafety #Binance #SecureYourCrypto #dyor
@Deepbau

**🚀 RESOLV/USDT Just Listed on Binance – Buy Now or Wait?**

1️⃣ **New coin pumping!**
RESOLV opened at **$0.3014** and hit **$0.4299** before settling at **$0.3433 (+13.9% today)**. **Would you buy here?**

2️⃣ **High volatility!**
- **+13.9% today** but **-10.98% overall**
- **156M RESOLV traded** in 24h
**Is this a dip or the start of a dump?**

3️⃣ **No historical data** – MAs, EMAs still forming.
**Does that make this riskier or a better opportunity?**

4️⃣ **If you had $30 to spend:**
- **Buy now** and ride momentum?
- **Wait for $0.30 retest?**
- **Avoid and watch?**

**What’s your move?** 👇 #Crypto #Trading #RESOLV #BinanceHODLerRESOLV @Deepbau

Thanks Binance for giving me 0.1 USDC😮‍💨🥹
@Deepbau
#USDC
#BTCBreaks110K
😭😭 😭😭

Imagine this:
A shadowy figure in a *"Satoshi Nakamoto"* hoodie slides into your DMs and says:
1. *“I’m back.”* 🤐
2. *“Let’s split my 1M BTC.”*

**Your move?** 🤫
- **A:** *“Proof of Keys or GTFO.”* 🔑
- **B:** *“Hard pass—I only trust decentralized proposals.”* 🏴
- **C:** *“TAKE MY HAND.”* 💍

**Comment your answer!** *(Bonus points if your portfolio is >1% of his.)* #BTC
@Deepbau #BTC110KSoon?

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#BREAKING : Anti-ICE rioters are now storming NYPD barricades, and quickly being thrown on the ground by police

These faceoffs are getting increasingly intense across the country.

And practically NO Democrats are condemning it.
@Deepbau

please suggest me 😊 which coin should i buy?
@Deepbau
#CryptoRoundTableRemarks
#BTC110KSoon?

**🚀 Bitcoin at $109K – Time to Buy or Take Profits?**

**BTC/USDT is holding strong at $109,592 (+0.19%)**, but with key resistance at $110.4K and support at $108K, what’s your move?

✅ **Bull Case:**
- Trading above MA7 ($106,744)
- High volume ($1.76B 24h)
- Next target: $112K

⚠️ **Bear Risk:**
- Rejection at $110.4K could trigger pullback
- Strong support at $103K 😔

**What’s your play?**
⬆️ **Buy the breakout?**
⬇️ **Wait for a dip?**
💬 **Comment your strategy!** 🤒

#BTC #Bitcoin #Crypto #Trading #DYOR
@Deepbau $BTC

**🚀 Bitcoin (BTC/USDT) Update!** u should know

**Current Price:** **$109,592.97** (+0.19%)
📈 **24h High:** $110,400 | 📉 **24h Low:** $108,331
💸 **24h Volume:** $1.76B

**Key Levels:**
✅ **Support:** $108K → $103K → $98K
🎯 **Resistance:** $110.4K → $112K → $114K

**Trend:** Bullish above MA7 ($106,744), but watch for volatility!

**Trade Smart & Stay Alert!** ⚡ #BTC #Bitcoin #Crypto #Trading

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who is best? 🫡
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master this
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what should i do guys

Do tou know what is the answer 🫡
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Buy pape now it will reach 1$ oneday🥹
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